June 14, 2006
Skip and hop!
Fedex apparently is using advanced technology that hasn't made it to the news yet. Or have you heard about the instant teleportation device they have in Sacramento? I want that for home use. Just imagine, hopping to Germany to get some good bread two minutes before lunch. Cravings for Ben&Jerry could be satisfied instantaneously. No more month-long waits for the move to arrive. Grandparents would be just a skip and a hop away. Bali, so close! Oh... It would be like living next door to everybody!
I mean, see for yourself:
Information and services provided to Fedex users.Package Progress
06/13/2006 19:36 NEWARK , NJ
06/13/2006 16:23 NEWARK , NJ
06/13/2006 08:43 SAN JOSE , CA
06/12/2006 23:24 OAKLAND , CA
06/12/2006 20:41 SACRAMENTO , CA
06/12/2006 17:56 SACRAMENTO , CA
06/12/2006 17:56 MEMPHIS , TN
06/12/2006 17:56 SACRAMENTO , CA
06/12/2006 17:03 SACRAMENTO , CATracking results provided by Fedex
Just saying.
Posted by claudia at June 14, 2006 08:20 AMWhere can I get me a plane like that? I'd be in Armenia in minutes!
Posted by: Natalie at June 14, 2006 06:58 PMIt sounds grand, except for the stalkers and insane relatives.
Posted by: Carlos at June 14, 2006 08:51 PM