From Packers.com eNews:
Ending months of rampant media speculation, Packers quarterback Brett Favre Tuesday confirmed his intention to play for the team this year. Of course, as Favre himself would say, he never had said that he wasn't planning a return to the field.
Make no mistake: Brett Favre is the Kwisatz Quarterback. He is the shortener of the gridiron way long prophecied by the Bene Facenda.
He's also older than I am. And I'm halfway to the dirt nap.
Thus, after weeks of patient forbearance, I must now celebrate and mourn simultaneously.
(The Dune references are for K. Like the Onion crew never makes Dune references during Packer games.)
Posted by coyu at April 27, 2006 04:21 AMFinally! Sci-fi AND football references I can understand. Thanks for remembering the little geek. *tears of joy and gratitude*
Posted by: keeks at April 27, 2006 04:27 PMof the Packers, Carlos, fear not
Fear is the mindkiller
Fear is the little death
That brings total Oblivion