December 27, 2005

Ostheim again

fpi_glasses.jpg So we're back in Ostheim for Christmas.

Long-time readers of this blog will know that Ostheim is a small town in northern Bavaria. It's where Claudia's parents live. Claudia is an important person there: her mother is the Deputy Mayor, her father was principal of the local high school. So, I am "Claudia's Mann" for the duration.

Ostheim is on a little river -- a creek, really -- called the Streu (pron. "Shtroy"). It would be thematically consistent if the Streu eventually emptied into the Danube. Alas, we're just a bit too far north; the Streu flows into Saale, which flows into the Main, which flows into the Rhine.

Ostheim does have one connection to Romania, though: it has an enormous fortified church, just like the ones in Transylvania. It's a little spooky. Fortified churches were a Saxon thing; Ostheim was an enclave of Saxony, about 100 miles east of the rest of the kingdom. The Saxons of Transylvania, same-same, except 1200 miles away and in the opposite direction.

Anyway, today Ostheim is a pleasant market town of about 3000 people,set in a hilly rural area in Lower Franconia. That's big enough to have a lot of conveniences -- a supermarket, a bookstore, several restuarants, some nice parks -- but small enough that people still greet you as you pass on the street.

It's a great place for small kids. On Boxing Day (the day after Christmas, for our American readers), Alan and I went for a walk along the Streu. We brought bread, and had a happy ten minutes feeding the ducks. Then we got up on the New Bridge (it's the youngest of the town's three bridges, dating from 1898) and watched the old mill wheels turn and turn. Then we walked under another bridge, and yelled into a culvert: hellooooo! is there a troll in there? Then Alan got a little uneasy with the whole idea of the troll (he's been a very brave kid, but recently he seems to be experimenting with the concept of "scary"), so we walked to the Town Hall -- the Rathaus.

The Rathaus is a huge, half-timbered building; it was built in 1562, and has been meticulously kept up for four and a half centuries. It looks like it belongs to a much bigger town. There are historical reasons for this that I'll go into if anyone is really interested in the complicated history of northern Franconia and western Thuringia, but for now let's just say that it's a big impressive building.

There's a huge Christmas tree in front. I told Alan that Oma (grandmama) worked there, and that she was a very important person. He nodded, understanding: of course she is, and a fifty-foot Christmas tree is entirely appropriate. Right then the old clock in the Rathaus tower struck the half-hour, as if punctuating.

Then we walked up through the center of town (lots of little winding, cobblestoned streets) to the old fortified church. This is sort of hard to describe, but try this: take a small castle, with thick walls, corner towers, a drawbridge, window-slots for shooting out of and all that good stuff. Then, remove the castle and replace it with a big old church. But keep the walls and the towers and all. Okay? Like that.

The inside used to be a place of refuge during the endless wars of religion. The Ostheimers dug deep cellars under the church to store food and to live in. Today, they're used as root cellars, and for storage -- sort of like a Public Storage or Penske in the US, except that they're hundreds of years old and are owned by the (Protestant) church.

It's a great place for a little boy to run around and explore. Stairs going up and down, odd little cul-de-sacs, the towers looming over you. ("Is that a dragon tower?" asked Alan at one point. Oddly enough, there is a Dragon Tower in Sighisoara, where we visited last summer. I wonder if he remembered it.)

Across the street is a big park with a sports field. By this time it was after 3:00, and our shadows were stretching far ahead of us on the snow. We walked around the park for a little bit, nibbling on snow (Alan loves to eat snow) and looking at different plants and things. See these red berries? They were roses. See, they still have thorns. And look, this seed pod is like paper -- crumple it and the little seeds fall out.

The grandparents live on the edge of town, up on a steep hill; from their yard, there's a spectacular view across the valley, with the town nestled between fortified church and stream below. This is very nice, but it means that there's a half-mile hike uphill to reach them. Alan had never done this before; I'd always carried him the last few hundred yards on my shoulders. But he did very well, slowing a bit but marching along sturdily. Overall we walked four or five kilometers, down hill and up, in a bit over two hours, which is not bad for a kid who's still several months short of his fourth birthday.

I have a strong suspicion that Ostheim is the sort of place where the teenagers gather in the park at night to smoke cigarettes, be sullen, and complain that there's nothing to do. But for now... it's all right. It's really all right.

Posted by douglas at December 27, 2005 09:45 PM
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"The Rathaus is a huge, half-timbered building; it was built in 1562, and has been meticulously kept up for four and a half centuries. It looks like it belongs to a much bigger town. There are historical reasons for this that I'll go into if anyone is really interested in the complicated history of northern Franconia and western Thuringia..."

Please do.

Posted by: Bernard Guerrero at December 28, 2005 12:48 AM

Yes, please do.

Posted by: Christine at December 28, 2005 05:07 AM

Dear Doug--

You might (if you feel like it) mosey on over to http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/007127.html and issue a polite apology for interpreting Patrick Nielsen Hayden's silence as stubbornness rather than overwork. It would, in Mark Twain's words, please some and astonish the rest...

Yours,


Brad DeLong

Posted by: Brad DeLong at December 28, 2005 07:00 AM

Hm, I'm not so sure about that, Brad.

Patrick slapped Doug's face in public and everybody hates him (Doug) now. That's no way to counter an argument. It's more like a pissing contest - I have a bigger audience than you and I can outrage more people on my behalf than you can.

That's a bit childish, no?

Oh, and Dave: I will kiss you if we ever meet in RL. I'm sure your wife won't mind. ;-)

Posted by: claudia at December 28, 2005 10:46 AM

For what it's worth, I try very hard to just walk away from internet drama when it appears. It's been my experience that it is just not worth the candle. (http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19961223) It's a policy that has seemed to serve me well, but to each his own of course.

Posted by: Mike Ralls at December 28, 2005 12:36 PM

Whoa, _thanks_ Brad! I'd missed that completely! And they managed to slag Carlos, too! Lovely. If you'll allow me to paraphrase another icon of Western Lit, seldom have I seen a blog post so full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I'm sure Claudia and Doug appreciate the edification the link brings with it.

Oh, and a word to the wise; if you know him well enough to suggest to him that he apologize for something, you probably know him well enough to _e-mail_ said suggestion.

Posted by: Bernard Guerrero at December 28, 2005 02:42 PM

Bernard: it's cool. It's rude to say that someone is an addict, to outrage or most anything else. And we don't have our e-mail addresses posted on the blog -- a bug of long standing which we're going to fix one of these days, really.

But thank you anyhow, big guy. We do appreciate it.


Doug M.

Posted by: claudia at December 28, 2005 04:07 PM

Bernard, thanks. Jeez Louise, those people are nearly beyond words. (I myself do not have Doug's compunction about calling a junkie a junkie. It's almost as though we're different people!)

Anyway. More history of Thuringia, Franconia, and Saxony please! I know you've been reading Wedgwood, Doug.

Posted by: Carlos at December 28, 2005 04:47 PM

But Bernard is right. I was lazy (and my email archives are 1500 miles away). I apologize...

Posted by: Brad DeLong at December 28, 2005 04:49 PM

Doug, I keep on telling you that we should have our e-mail addresses up. This way, you won't get as many anonymous threats, and I won't get as many questions about Kosovo.

Posted by: Carlos at December 29, 2005 01:08 AM

Brad, I'm sorry if my earlier comment was a littel sharp. I didn't intend that to be the case, I just have a hard time when someone calls my husband a twit, in public to boot.

Also, apologies for the missing emails. Yes, one day, when the kids are off to college or in summer camp, I'll have the time to add the emails, I promise.

Meanwhile, thank you Brad for pointing us to Patrick's post. We do read Making Light regularly but our email/Internet habits are very different when in Germany for the holidays.

And thank you for mentioning Doug's post on your journal. That was very nice of you.

Posted by: claudia at December 29, 2005 04:45 PM

Oh, I just can't resist... Doug is a twit. He's cute, too. Allison might still want to marry him, although she is back on Uncle Danny kick.

:-P

Happy New Year to all!

Posted by: Natalie at December 29, 2005 08:02 PM

A whole story about Ostheim and not ONE MENTION about the hot dog stand in the center of town? How could a MAJOR landmark like that have been missed?

Posted by: Larry at December 31, 2005 03:37 AM

Thanks for sharing the lovely walk!

Instead of roses in snow, we saw a big orange butterfly on Thanksgiving and the last of the violets right before Christmas on the local nature trail.

Posted by: filkferengi at January 1, 2006 06:25 AM

Thanks for sharing the lovely walk!

Instead of roses in snow, we saw a big orange butterfly on Thanksgiving and the last of the violets right before Christmas on the local nature trail.

Posted by: filkferengi at January 1, 2006 06:26 AM

Anyone ever mention the "Orange church" joke cult form the 1980s?

Posted by: James at December 30, 2006 12:31 AM
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