Halfway down the Danube

Ah, my people

Ah, Wisconsin. Where even the trolls are good-hearted. In adversity, we have something better than sang-froid. And although some things suck, we can be critical without being hateful (usually). Even our neighbors are decent.

And let's not forget the bars! (Note: this is Diablo's link, fixed. I have not tried this recipe myself, nor this one, nor this one, nor this one. Although I've eaten plenty of versions of them.)