April 11, 2005

The truth must be told

Woman.jpg You don't know what the world has come to if you haven't heard of the Unitarian Jihad yet.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Posted by claudia at April 11, 2005 09:34 AM
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Forward the Jihad! We will frighten the world into discoursing moderately and intelligently!

signed,
Brother Inspired Flamethrower of Forgiving Temperance

Posted by: TH at April 11, 2005 11:17 AM

Snort. For the uninitiated:

You can find your Jihad name here.

Yours truly,

Sister Machine Gun of Sweet Reason

Posted by: claudia at April 11, 2005 11:30 AM

And I'm the Shotgun of Compassion! I love this!

(Assuming that I can pick the shotgun with which I equate myself, I'd like it to be a ten gauge magnum in pump-action. Loaded with #10 compassion buckshots, of course. A semi-auto would be more gentle for the shooter, but in my experience, sometimes compassion requires a bit of a kick.)

(Disclaimer: Avoid the short-strokes when you operate me.)

Cheers,
Jalonen

Posted by: Jussi Jalonen at April 11, 2005 01:07 PM

When I was planning to get married in the Unitarian church, the parents of my maid of honor called her and demanded that she withdraw from the wedding party, because the Unitarians were a cult and I was obviously trying to indoctrinate her. After some discussion, she realized they were confusing it with the Unification Church, Rev. Sun Myung Moon's group, or the Moonies. She was able to convince them that, however strange to them, the Unitarians did not pose a threat to her strict Methodist upbringing.

Little did she know...

Signed,
Sister Claymore of Loving Kindness

Posted by: Carrie at April 11, 2005 04:03 PM

"Brother Nunchuku of the Short Path". Sounds more esoteric Tibetan than Unitarian to me.

Posted by: Carlos at April 11, 2005 05:37 PM
"Brother Nunchuku of the Short Path". Sounds more esoteric Tibetan than Unitarian to me.

I think it suits you perfectly.

:-)

Posted by: claudia at April 11, 2005 06:10 PM

The Sword of Sweet Reason!!

Posted by: Doug at April 11, 2005 10:26 PM

Hmmnn.

Brother Boot Knife of Reasoned Discussion

Posted by: Bernard Guerrero at April 12, 2005 04:23 AM

Don't forget the shcism. The First Reformed Unitarian Jihad Name Generator is now available at

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/jihad

Are unitarians allowed schism???

Brother Quarterstaff of Humanitarianism (reformed)

Posted by: michael barry at April 12, 2005 12:59 PM

It works!

- The Howitzer of Moderation

Posted by: Syd Webb at April 12, 2005 06:04 PM
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