Halfway down the Danube

Doug, I know writer's block can be painful, but this is not the solution.

Is this the sign to begin "Operation: Vlad's Vengeance?"

I bought all the stuff you told me to get -- although I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with all this turpentine. Pls advise.

Standing by,

If a keyboard key is pressed in the forest and no one is there to hear it - was the information really typed?

I couldn't comment yesterday.

One secret of a successful blog is posting every day.

There may be some other requirements ...