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Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a battery?
A: There's a positive side to the battery.