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A small polar bear and his dad were walking along the ice cap when the son poked his dad and asked, "Dad, are you a real polar bear?" "Yes son, I'm a real polar bear." They proceeded across the ice cap and before long the son again poked his dad and asked, "Dad, I mean are you a real polar bear?" His dad responded, "Yes! I'm a real polar bear!"
They again started across the ice cap and about 15 minutes later the small polar bear poked his dad and asked, "Is Mom a real polar bear?" His dad a bit puzzled answered, "Yes son, your mother's a real polar bear!" And again they began walking across the polar ice.
Well, after a short time the small bear again poked his dad and asked, "Dad, are you sure Mom's a real polar bear, I mean she doesn't have any mixed bear in her, or anything?" Dad, a bit aggravated said, "Your Mom is a real polar bear, and that's it. Why do you keep asking me these questions about us being real polar bears?"
With that the small polar bear shyly looked up at his Dad and said, "Because I'm cold!"