Mommy can't come to the phone

A woman was trying to get the last of the ketchup from the bottle when the phone rang.

She asked her four-year-old daughter to answer it.

"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mom.

Then she said into the receiver, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

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