Offensive Children's Book Titles

1. Curious George In The Greyhound Station Men's Room
   
   
2. A Child's Garden Of Nazi War Crimes
   
   
3. James And The Giant Penis
   
   
4. My First Book Of Marquis De Sade
   
   
5. Where The White Supremacists Are
   
   
6. Tales Of A Fourth Grade Crossdresser
   
   
7. Jack And The Big Cock
   
   
8. Oh, The Places You'll Come
   
   
9. The Rabid Little Puppy
   
   
10. Robert The Rose Horse Goes To The Glue Factory
    
    
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Blow Me Now?
    
    
12. The Little Engine That Could Take It In The Ass
    
    
13. The Littlest Drama Queen
    
    
14. The Lion, The Witch And The Hermaphrodite
    
    
15. Curious George And The Gloryhole
    
    
16. Charlie And The Crack Lab
    
    
17. Charlie And The Great Glass Catheter
    
    
18. Are You There God? It's Me, Mengele
    
    
19. The Little Golden Book Of Sexual Positions
    
    
20. How To Eat Fried Fetus
    
    
21. Pat The Pussy (it's Like Pat The Bunny, but it has a latex vagina instead of a cotton ball)
    
    
22. The Hardy Boys Double Team Nancy Drew
    
    
23. Green Eggs And Samonella
    
    
24. Curious George And The Sucking Chest Wound
    
    
25. The Mystery Of The Bleeding Rectum
    
    
26. You've Got Hepatitis-B, Charlie Brown
    
    
27. Five Little Perverts And How They Deviated
    
    
28. The Erotic Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn
    
    
29. Father Murphy's "Magic Wand"
    
    
30. Farmer Fred's Four-Footed Fuck Friends
    
    
31. Chairman Mao's Little Golden Book
    
    
32. And To Think That I Got Mugged On Mulberry Street
    
    
33. Water-Head Mayzie
    
    
34. Great Day For Crack
    
    
35. If I Ran The Adult Bookstore
    
    
36. Thidwick, The Well-Hung Moose
    
    
37. Daddy's Beard Tickles My Thighs
    
    
38. Cub Scout Circle Jerk Jamboree
    
    

These titles were all made up, so don't bother looking for them in your local library.

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